This is the tale of Ashley. Ashley Jennine MacArthur to be exact.
Ashley was a feisty fellow. Well actually she was a lass, but fellow sounds better. So when I say fellow I mean lass.
One day Ashley went to work. She saw Lisa and became terribly enraged because Lisa did not bring Ashley her Ibuprofen. So she decided to envoke her wrath upon Lisa. Luckily, Lisa had caught wind of Ashley's fit of fury before she arrived at work. So she prepared. She wore chainmail to work. And brought Excalibur.
It was awkward.
The end.
Ashley was a feisty fellow. Well actually she was a lass, but fellow sounds better. So when I say fellow I mean lass.
One day Ashley went to work. She saw Lisa and became terribly enraged because Lisa did not bring Ashley her Ibuprofen. So she decided to envoke her wrath upon Lisa. Luckily, Lisa had caught wind of Ashley's fit of fury before she arrived at work. So she prepared. She wore chainmail to work. And brought Excalibur.
She also brought a dragon.
Well, Ashley did not take kindly to this defense. So she punched Lisa with her lips.
It was awkward.
The end.
1 comment:
Oh wow! I love it with all my heart :D
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