Here's a summary of my roommates:
Katherine (20, 21 in Feb): Ballerina. Princess. Very gullible and lovable. Quite impressionable. Has her crazy moments and when I say crazy, I mean crazy. Loves to pretend she has a crush on me.
Mikelle (22): Great facial expressions. Hot librarian look. Super down to earth and blunt about everything, in the kindest and most hilarious way possible. Haunted (according to her). Out of control.
Jade (20): Normal. Very smart and responsible. Retires to bed early that she may not be weary. Arises early that her body and her mind may be invigorated. Sweet.
Ashley (18, 19 in 7 days): Gorgeous. Looks like your stereotypical hot babe who can get any guy she wants. Basically true. Fun to chat with. Loves dogs. Super motivated and independent.
Night of Thursday, January 14, approximately 8 pm:
Ashley and I had gone to In-N-Out. We got way too many fries. As a result, we threw a large number of uneaten fries into the bag. Threw the bag into the garbage.
Approximately 9 pm:
I looked up from the couch to see Mikelle hovering by the garbage can, eating fries out of the thrown-away bag. Yes, she was eating out of the garbage can. This gives a new meaning to "poor, starving college student."
Early Morning of Friday, January 15, approximately 1 am:
We have an issue with dishes. I don't know if we eat too much food or if we just don't have enough dishes/utensils, but everything is always dirty so we either have to wash something every single time we eat or we improvise. Katherine improvises.
I walk into the kitchen to find her eating oatmeal out of a teacup with a giant knife. Like the kind you cut a watermelon with.
A few moments later she ganders into the family room eating frozen Yoplait yogurt with a nail file that reads "Sterilized In China."
That is all.
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